Key of B Minor: Archive

Feb 7th

Peeing into a cup isn't as hard as I thought it...

Too much information?

Feb 2nd

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 27th

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These people will just not give up

Thank you M———. Sorry for the late email. I was very busy for the last few days but I’ll forward this to F———- so he can include you in the Scholar Section for our 2012 Souvenir Program Book. I’m very happy for your accomplishments. Congratulations!!! May this be the beginning of your bright career and wish you more success in the future. Take...

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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I could use some cuddling and sushi right about now.

Jan 24th

I wrote this song a few years ago right after...

Jan 19th

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Jan 6th

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Jan 5th

My old symphony/orchestra conductor just asked me...

:/

Jan 4th

think4yourself: Dear Customer who stuck up for his... →

sweetupndown: you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about…

Jan 4th

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Jan 4th

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Jan 2nd

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Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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“I was on deathclock.com the other day…”

– My sister is such a weirdo.

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Dec 25th

“All I want for Christmas is for you to go get a pedicure. I’ll pay for it....”

– My wonderful sister, regarding my toenail that fell off last week

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Dec 24th

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Me: K lives in that building there.
Mom: Oh, don't tell her I said this, but...
Me: Haha, yes?
Mom: Is she... is she a tomboy?
Me: Um... Yeah, I guess she's... a, uh... tomboy...
Mom: You know what I mean by tomboy, right?
Me: Yes, Mom...

Dec 24th

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Dec 22nd

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Oh, my favorite part of being back home you ask?

I would have to say waking up at 3am to play guitar with the church choir for the morning mass. Yup, definitely loving that.

Dec 22nd

Dec 21st

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Ugh

I’ve only been here for 4 hours, and I already want to leave.

Dec 21st

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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nerdlyme: heytinafey: Weekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey. My mind and heart couldn’t even handle all of this. I sort of freaked out when I was watching my recording of snl earlier.

Dec 20th

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